Its sad when relationships don't work out.
Cosine: I'm sorry Sine its over.
Sine: BUT WHY! *starts crying
Cosine: Your just too far away.
Sine: I can shift over I swear it!
Cosine: I don't want some modified Sine that's gross! Its just not working out, we'll always be half a pie away...
Someone worse off than even wolverine :P